Theresa, you need a Heseltine to rubbish the socialists, while you set out a vision. Boris?
Boris, you should not sit next to Theresa at Cabinet meetings, Too obvious. Brutus has to get that close.
Donald, instead a state visit to London, why not just visit Scotland and Northern Ireland? They’re the ones in power now.
“We could still form a minority government.”
Great ambition, Jeremy Corbyn. That will solve everything.
“Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.”
“It’s the economy, stupid.”
Two maxims not heeded by Theresa May.
Voting is wonderfully nostalgic. You don’t have to press 1 for this or 2 for that. You don’t need to check whether you’ve got a signal.
Instead, you go into an old building and identify yourself to a PERSON. Then you make your mark on a bit of PAPER.
It’s so worth it.