Signs of Life

One of the things I love is confusing or ambiguous signs.

This anal event presumably takes place annually.

"Knowing how to spell annual is important."

 

See that patch of grass? Don’t walk on it.
George Takei's photo.

 

You can’t really argue with this advice

Tom Hope's photo.

 

It seems that the first restaurant for dogs has opened. The considerate proprietor will allow the canine guests to bring their owners and even their well-behaved children!

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It may look like Dr. Donlevy has a slatted, draughty hut for his consulting room – but don’t worry if you have an appointment with him. This sign is merely to identify his parking space!

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THE NEXT TWO SIGNS SHOW THAT ENGLAND IS THE MOST GENEROUS COUNTRY IN THE WORLD (!)

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Why do official documents come with an extra page that says: “This page was left deliberately blank”?

SHOOT PEDESTRIANS CAREFULLY PLEASE.

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I wish I had taken a picture of a handwritten sign I saw in a shop window –

“Please do not help yourself out of the window”

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NOW, WHICH WAY IS FROME?

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Seen at my local medical facility – “The walk-in centre has moved.”
Presumably it walked!

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I wonder if all the patients and staff did smoke outside the building. (Even the non-smokers.)

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